Growing vocab and the illogical conversations of childhood has me hearing these excerpts:
Me: Aarush, only half an hour for tv
Aarush: No, I want to watch for 5 minutes and 2 minutes plzz
Aarush after playing with friends A&A who are brothers, comes home and asks 'I want a brother too!'
When I point to the very evident baby brother he says, no I want a big brother!!!
We were reading a workbook and I was explaining him that eggs come from chickens, milk from cows and I ask him where cheese comes from, 'Fridge!' says my potential Harvard kid.
I went to pick him from his school earlier than usual time. I mention that I have an appointment . He promptly asks 'Are you having a baby?'
We were at the smoky mountains with my sister, brother and cousins:
Aarush: Are we going to stay here for a long time?
Me: Yes, for 3 days
A: No, I want to stay for a very long time, like for 55 minutes!!
Aarush has been asking me to buy him a dog from the pet store
Me: But will you give him a bath, feed him, walk him, clean his poop I ask?
Aarush: No , Nanna will do it
Me: Even if its cold outside you have to take him out for a walk, will you?
Aarush: No, but I will ask him to sit and watch tv with me.
Me: But he will not be interested in watching TV
Aarush so I will say, 'no going outside sit here or go to sleep.'
Me: *&%$%^&
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